Why I am a god
I am not a Big G “God.” To be honest, I am completely overstating my abilities by even calling myself a little g “god” but damnit – a guy has to get something when he nails every single Oscar award this year. And I am not just talking the big ones – I even nailed best editing. This isn’t to say that I “received” all of the awards this year, no, 3-6Mafia managed to steal one from me after I robbed Crash of their significant haul, but it is to say that all of my predictions came true.
But just like you can’t prove the existence of God, I can’t prove to you that I did it. Sure, I can go to my HSX stocks and show you conclusively how I managed to leap 1.5 million up in my portfolio, if not more so, in the last 2 days, but I can’t prove I got them all right. Only those family members who were in attendance for my revealing of divine omniscience when it comes to whom the golden man doth choose were able to conclusively bow before my exaltation. But they’re family. They don’t count. Sure, they think they count… but they don’t.
I recommend HSX for those of you who like to think they enjoy the movies. It’s not just child’s play either. This is a real, bonafide, pretend stock market. It’s very serious and mathematical. I would quibble about previous victories and failings (damnation Elf, you came out of nowhere!) but I think that were you to sign up and receive your free 2 million H$ you’ll catch on much more quickly than were I to bombast you about its benefits.
Kyle
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